Friday, May 6, 2011

2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 2

So here are my thoughts going into the second round and what’s happened so far.

Eastern Conference
(1-5) Washington-Tampa Bay: Who could’ve predicted a sweep?  I choose Neuvirth as a goalie in my playoff pool so I certainly didn’t predict that shit.  I thought going in that these two teams were evenly matched and that it would probably go to seven.  So if I selected either Roloson or Neuvirth, then I could probably get at least three wins out of my goalie.

Such was my flawed reasoning.  I understand now where I screwed up.  All year I have avoided Tampa Bay like the plague.  The reason is that I am fairly new to hockey fantasy pools and I haven’t yet learned enough of the intricacies of the sport.  While I have been not too shabby at guessing other teams in the regular season, the one team that has always stumped me is Tampa Bay.  They usually surprise me for better or worse – huge question mark.  Obviously come playoffs, I’ve tried to avoid them because I just don’t frickin understand them.  Honestly, I’ve essentially given up on my pool now that the Caps got swept and Neuvirth earned me a great big goose egg.

Pools aside, I felt sorry for the Caps.  I tend to feel sorry for most teams that get swept but I was rooting for the Caps slightly more on this one for the simple reason that they have yet to get a Stanley Cup and Tampa got one not too long ago in 2004.  Simple reasoning but whatever.

Nevertheless, I do like this Tampa team.  I like Stamkos on the regular and St. Louis is just precious.  But what has really stood out for me the first two rounds is the Bergenheim-Moore-Downie line.  Seriously, these guys are just lighting it up right now.  Tampa Bay plays some really exciting games unlike another snoozefest I could mention (I’m looking at you, Vancouver) and (now) I’m hoping they go to the finals.

(2-3) Philadelphia-Boston: Ok, so Boston got better against Montreal as the series advanced but I didn’t expect them to be this dominant against Philly.  That first game was ridiculous and Philly should just be ashamed.  As I mentioned earlier, given the way they played for most of the year, I expected more from Philly.  Yeah, their season didn’t end so well but I thought that come playoffs they would take it up the necessary notch (silly me).  In my opinion, Philly on their best day is better than Boston on theirs.

And the Philly goaltending – all you can do is laugh at that hot mess.  I’m not going to bother counting how many times they changed goaltenders (midway or between games) because that numbers just likely to change – either once more in tonight’s game or even more if they manage to win a couple.  Going in, I wanted Philly to sweep the Bruins for so many reasons not the least of which was that it could possibly turn them into headcases like the Canucks.  Now, I would settle for Philly taking the series in the same manner they did last year (which, to my delight, could also turn them into headcases).  But given the way the Flyers have been playing and given the revolving door of goaltenders they’ve been working with – I can safely say the Flyers have a snowball’s chance in hell.


Western Conference
(1-5) Vancouver-Nashville: This series sucks.  You’d think I’d care as Vancouver is the team I’d like to see win it all but I just can muster any more excitement.  Some of the most boring shit I’ve ever seen although it got better with last night’s game (barely).  Shea Weber 2011 Playoff Beard Watch is the only thing this series is good for.  Just end it and be done with it.

Anyways, I’m noticing a pattern with the scorelines.  So far, the team that won had 1, 2, 3 and 4 goals in games 1, 2, 3 and 4, respectively.  Will it take 5 goals to win the next game?

(2-3) San Jose-Detroit: This series has been interesting and very nice to watch.  It’s a bit of a tossup who I root for.  On one hand, I think the Wings have enough cups already, thank you very much.  On the other hand, I really like Nick Lidstrom and I would like to see him go a bit further in what could be his final year.  As it stands now, I clearly prefer the Wings to win a few more games and have the series to go to seven (more hockey, duh).

Buuuuut I doubt it.  The Sharks have been playing really well, I’m unbelievably impressed with Setoguchi and Couture is quickly climbing the ranks of players I like.  If Vancouver and San Jose meet in the third round then the Sedins better step it up.  If they don’t, the series will likely go to San Jose (perish the thought)!


Final thought.  Please don’t let Philly be swept by Boston and for pity’s sake can Vancouver score a bit more?

A Note to Hockey Commentators

It's Kevin BIEK-sa not BIES-ka.  I hear Don Cherry say it the wrong way all the time but I heard Ryan Whitney say it the same way on TSN the other day as well.  Cmon it's not that hard - say it with me ... Bieksa.  There you go.

Yeesh, these talking heads...

2011 Stanley Cup Playoffs: Round 1 Summary

Ok, I know we’re midway through the second round but I thought I’d still give my thoughts on the first round.

So it turns out that I was a wee bit wrong about the first round.  My initial thoughts were that it was a bit meh.  I take it back.  Though it wasn’t as great as last year (impossible standard, really) it turned out to be really freakin awesome.  I should’ve just given it time to heat up.  That Vancouver series – it blew my mind, it was that good.

Eastern Conference
(1-8) Washington-New York: This series was boring.  Honest to goodness, I just couldn’t bring myself to give a shit.  It turned out like I wanted and the Caps went through.

(2-7) Philadelphia-Buffalo: This series ended up being very interesting.  Philly played hard and got through, deservedly so.  I kinda felt bad for Ryan Miller – the only Buffalo player I like.

(3-6) Boston-Montreal: So this is the one series I’m bitter about.  I know that it’s almost sacrilege to say this as a Leafs fan but I don’t mind the Habs.  In fact, unless we’re facing them, I kinda like them.  I like seeing them go far but I also don’t want them to win another Stanley Cup (I mean, don’t they have enough already?).  I like seeing them lose in the regular season but I like to see them win the post-season.  All in all, I have very mixed feelings towards the Habs.  Anyways, given all that has happened this season (hello, stanchion-gate), I’ve become quite sympathetic to the Habs and I thought that at the bare minimum it would be poetic justice for them to take out the Bruins in the first round.  Up 2-0, it looked like it was going good – might even be a sweep.  And even though it was taken to game seven, Subban’s goal to tie it up was almost as satisfying as the celebration that followed.  Given the result, let’s just say that I’m totally miffed with the Bruins and I want them to go down.  Hard.

(4-5) Pittsburgh-Tampa Bay:  Wow.  And I thought Pittsburgh was going to take this one.  Good on Tampa, I was rooting for them to take it (even though I had my doubts).  Boy did they ever come back.  Overall, it proved to be a good series and it got even better as Tampa clicked.

Western Conference
(1-8) Vancouver-Chicago:  Goodness, did the Canucks give their fan base give a collective heart attack or what?  I mean, given their history of *ahem* choking was going to overtime in game seven really necessary when they were, at one point, up 3-0 in the series?  True, they should’ve finished it off earlier but the Blackhawks wouldn’t go down easily.  *Ahem* Bolland.  Despite the fact that those games weren’t exactly pleasurable to watch if you were rooting for Vancouver, one must admit that when the Blackhawks bring their A-game it’s damn beautiful to watch.  Game seven was just incredible.

(2-7) San Jose-LA:  This series was quite a bit of fun to watch.  Pissed me off a bit when Niemi got pulled since I had him in my playoff pool (little did I know I would have more goalie problems later).  Despite their rough start this season, San Jose plays exciting hockey and this series was Exhibit A.

(3-6) Detroit-Phoenix: I hated this series.  As I said earlier, I was kinda sad the Phoenix had to go out in a sweep.  I mean I know it’s the playoffs and all but couldn’t Detroit have spotted them one?  I really felt for Shane Doan as he gave the final on-ice interview.

(4-5) Anaheim-Nashville:  This series was unbelievable from start to finish.  Frickin awesome.  Not much else to say really.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Lookalikes


Kevin Klein     vs.     Kevin Kline

Well, you get the point ;)

Saturday, April 30, 2011

Awesome Name Award: Zenon Kenopka

Try saying that three times fast!

Song of the Day: Civilization by Justice




I've been into this song for a bit now.  First heard it in that wicked Adidas commercial.  I'm not gonna post the commercial because that would be just a bit too much commercialization - though it does deserve to be seen for Messi at least.

Press Play.

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

Blackhawks Down! (Luuuuuu!)

What a relief! Thank God it turned out the way it did.

I don't think I could've stomached another Blackhawk victory if Luongo, Burrows and Kesler didn't turn it out.